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The Best and Worst Chicago 2023 Mayoral Campaign Logos

Feb 27, 2023

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20 min read

The Best and Worst Chicago 2023 Mayoral Campaign Logos

Who would win if the 2023 Chicago Mayoral Election was decided by best campaign logo? It's not. And it shouldn't be. But what if it was?

SHOOT AN APPLE OFF MY HEAD, OOOOOOOOO—— AHHHHHHHH

Oct 24, 2022

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6 min read

SHOOT AN APPLE OFF MY HEAD, OOOOOOOOO—— AHHHHHHHH

Clocks, by Coldplay.

Here Come The Maladaptive Brain Loops

Aug 24, 2022

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4 min read

Here Come The Maladaptive Brain Loops

Worried I am on track to become a “teen girls are the ultimate alpha male” influencer

5 Happy Stories About Drugs + Alcohol

Jun 6, 2022

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4 min read

5 Happy Stories About Drugs + Alcohol

Of all kinds :)

We are all relationships

Mar 23, 2022

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4 min read

We are all relationships

What’s yours like?

Bear Suit Behavior

Mar 9, 2022

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7 min read

Bear Suit Behavior

If we're all supposed to be living authentically then why are we all still wearing bear suits?

The secret basement under a high school auditorium

Mar 4, 2022

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5 min read

The secret basement under a high school auditorium

What’s emotionally true v. Actually True? When does it matter, when you’re writing?

BILLIONAIRE TENTACLE SEX ROMANCE

Feb 23, 2022

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5 min read

BILLIONAIRE TENTACLE SEX ROMANCE

Or, writing and imposter syndrome.

Zadie Smith doesn’t have a phone

Jan 14, 2022

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5 min read

Zadie Smith doesn’t have a phone

Uh oh — it’s winter and I’m thinking about Soylent again

Dec 27, 2021

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7 min read

Uh oh — it’s winter and I’m thinking about Soylent again

Efficiency is overrated, which is why we are always pursuing it at all costs.

Love and time or whatever

Nov 12, 2021

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6 min read

Love and time or whatever

I can’t remember the name of the country song

Stories About Writing Advice

Oct 15, 2021

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5 min read

Stories About Writing Advice

No one is going to throw blue paint on you like they did in Harriet the Spy. They might do other stuff, but they won’t throw blue paint.

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